We've all had that dreadful first date in which we wonder, what’s going to happen? Famous actor and comedian Michael Cera tells us How to Avoid a First Date Epic Fail. If you're like me first impressions can be extremely hard. It seems like you stare in the mirror for hours practicing what could you possibly say that won’t make you sound like a COMPLETE fool.

Available at http://guyism.com/lifestyle/deal-breakers-on-first-dates-for-men.html/attachment/bad-date-pic , January 16, 2012.
It always seems like the worst moments in dates are when the conversation isn’t going to smooth and there is nothing, but dead silence. You ask yourself, “What can I do, and what should I say to make this night start off right?” Thankfully, Cera has given us a list of “Do’s,” and “Don'ts,” to keep that first date from being the last.
Do: Take some interest in them and their personal life
Ask them about their likes and dislikes, and what they do with their free time
Make small talk
Make a question out of a previous answer
Ask about some of their goals in life
Find out if they’ve ever traveled anywhere out the state or country
Why
I call all of these topics “Chill Questions.” You can’t help but sit back and listen to all the interesting stories that they have to tell. If you get bored you can always drop your silverware on the floor for some alone time if needed!
Don’t: Talk about how much income you bring in
Make yourself the center of attention
Talk about any type of sexual encounters
Bring up your religious preference
Talk about a previous intimate other
Why Not
The main purpose to not use any of these topics is because, all of these topics can be turned into an argument one way or another. Before you whip out these challenging topics get to know your date a little bit better so you don’t end up like this guy.
Available at http://www.myninjaplease.com/?p=4538 , January 14, 2008.
Weird but Interesting Tips:
Available at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwVATJuYz3U, May 21, 2011.
-Please don’t try to dig up your nose while your date is occupied
- If you have Section-8, Food Stamps, or SSI don’t let it be known until he/she decides to move in
-You're not as desperate as you seem
-He/She doesn’t know you live with your mama
-If you can’t afford the meal tell he/she your on a strict diet and bread and water is all that you've been craving
-If you know that your mom won’t let you use the car, order your bus tickets in advance
This post is really funny. Most stuff you think is common sense, but some people are still dumb enough to do it. This blog is really fun and becoming my favorite. I honestly don't see any errors. Keep up the good work!
ReplyDeleteThanks April, and yes some people still attempt to make these mistakes that takes their eligible status down to a good zero.
ReplyDeleteYea, I am guessing that those are the people that do not have dates.
ReplyDeleteExactly, these are the people who are always home on Saturday nights!
ReplyDeleteTwo words... HA HA! I loved it =]
ReplyDeleteLOL, Matt your blog is hilarious! I never see a flaw, and the tips were serious but funny. Keep up the good work. :)
ReplyDeleteLove the video. Make sure your formatting is consistent.
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